Gary borrowed Santa suit. Split the ass when bending over to kiss a garden gnome he thought was elf under mistletoe. More upset about missing that than the ruined pants.
I was there. Gary did indeed
split the pants of the Santa suit kissing a woman. She wasn’t a garden gnome.
She was dressed as an elf. I don’t know why Gary decided to kiss the elf
instead of someone dressed as Mrs. Claus. I also don’t know why everyone was
dressed up.
And yes, I also dressed up as an
elf. The Singer passed on coming to the party and the show because he refused
to dress as an elf. I don’t blame him at all.
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