CSIS: I'm Into Something Good - Herman's Hermits

Came up with the perfect song. It will be adult enough to help bring people back to Subway. The song was easier to make than coming up with a specialized sandwich. Decided that our sandwich, called The Factoid Club, would be a footlong on Italian Herb & Cheese with just mayo. 

 

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

No one! No one is going to walk into a Subway and ask for The Factoid Club.

Who would even eat a footlong sub with just mayo on it? No Meat. No Cheese. No Veggies. Just bread and mayo.

The song is catchy. It doesn’t mention Jared or children.

But it does mention two consenting adults Lady and Tramping a footlong sub.

It definitely could have  been worse.

I did get play on it though.

So I guess, lemons, lemonade and all that.